What I Learned from Kirby...
I have a hard time making decisions. I had two bottles of water in front me. One tastes better than the other. Yeah, I know, it's just water.. but.. I was trying to decide which one to drink first. Then, I thought about Kirby. Kirby is a dog in case you don't know. He always eats his favorite foods first. If he were a person, he'd start with dessert, then move on to the main course. This type of behavior is frowned upon in american human culture. People will tend to stare if you do that in a restaurant. Then I got to thinking. Kirby is much smarter than we are in his own simple way. He doesn't care what other people think. Society be damned.. eat your dessert first for you may not live long enough to eat the main course and then move on to dessert. Or, in Kirby's mind, somebody may come along and eat your dessert first for you. So, I drank the good water first. To hell with saving the good stuff for last. :)
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Kirby .....
Maybe you should have let Kirby try both waters.....see which he picked as best....???
Having met the man, I know he's a very smart fella !! :-)
Dog's can't tast!
If a Dog's could tast the first thing they'd ask for is a tooth brush. Look at em, they spend their hole lives never brushing their teeth even one. Because a Dog doesn't do it doesn't mean I wont do it. Or if a Dog likes it, I'll like it. Look, just cause a Dod licks his "Ball's" are you going to do the same thing cause he likes it?! Oh, don't get me wrong, I like dog's and their just as loved as a member of the family but I don't like a Dog licking my face knowing that Dog's lick their asses.
Dont even pretend that if
Dont even pretend that if you could lick your own balls you wouldnt. You would probably never leave the house again.